It was the night before the Mads and my hair was a mess,
I’ve not had the cash or the time to look at it in months.
My room is booked, thanks to the kindness of others. The Train tickets I just need to collect.
What else to do , oh yes my nails but wait oh help my hair is mess.
Flat shoes, my ankle brace to wear and a stunning dress but wait my hair is a mess.
My roots are awful and I really need a trim, but wait I don’t really care I’m going to the mad blog awards my hair can go kiss my &*@